mylittlepokeymans
"Trample them!"
Poro Rider Sejuani
princess-snorlax
ruinedchildhood
online-deactivated20150711
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
disneyyandmore
There’s always a chance doctor as long as one can think.
This set is dedicated to disneydayandnight, your blog makes my day. I actually love your blog, and I think your edits are stellar. You are just an all around kind soul, and the fact that you do these kind things so effortlessly astonishes me. You have a pure heart, and I really hope we can become closer one day. Because I just admire you from afar, and I just think you are great. <3
tentacuddles
mylifeasasandwich
larvitarr
inaequalis-superbia