“Hello? He-hello?? Well, uh, if you’re hearing this, then chances are you’ve made a very poor career choice.”
If you remember

I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
“Hello? He-hello?? Well, uh, if you’re hearing this, then chances are you’ve made a very poor career choice.”
If you remember

I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.