trying to hold my life together like

For an anon who wanted the music box duel from For a Few Dollars More
Sorry for the ludicrously long post
Danny Devito is my favorite Crystal Gem

We
Are the Paddy Pub
We always make the pay
And if you think we don’t
We’ll ruin your whole day
That’s why the people of Philly all hate us
Charlie
What? No Charlie I’m Garnet. You’re Amethyst.
Wait why do you get to be Garnet? I’m the handsome one.
Well yeah but I’m the best fighter!
Look guys I’m sorry but you know I thought I always would be the best Garnet alright, Dennis just hear me out here.
Sweet Dee!
DAMN IT DEE YOU RUINED THE SONG
What? What the hell did I do, Frank?
SHUT UP DEE
OH MY GOD SHUT UP DEE
I THOUGHT HE HAD KILLED IT AND WAS JUST BRINGING IT TO ME
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
Oh snap I would have died on sight
Nooo